Say What??

Before I forget to write it down somewhere, and while I am thinking about it, here are some things Madison says that make us shake our heads. 

Tonight:
Madison: Daddy, can I have another treat?
Daddy: No.
Madison: I will go ask Mommy.
Daddy: You can ask Mommy, but she will say no.
(Madison comes to ask, I say no.)
Daddy: What did Mommy say?
Madison: No
Daddy:  That's what I had told you she would say.  Isn't Daddy so smart?  Say, Daddy you're smart!
Madison: Daddy, you're fart!
(Repeat last two lines over and over again.)  Then, Jeremy tells her to say "Daddy you're old and smart" which comes out "Daddy you're old fart!"  This kept Jeremy - and me - laughing for quite some time.

The other day:
Madison and I were playing outside with rocks using our imagination to make them different things - animals mainly.  Then, this happens,
Madison: Mommy, these are bi-ches (add the "t" at the dash)
Me: What?
Madison: These are the bi-ches to sit on.
Me: Oh, I like those benches.
Madison: Here is a bi-ch for you, Mommy.
Me (laughing internally, and sad no one was around to share this moment): Thank you, Madison.

Other things that just aren't quite right...
the animal with the long trunk - an elfalent (elephant)
where you can stay on a vacation - a cab (cabin)
where Madison would spend most of her day - the fing (swing)

And there are more, but they don't come to mind at the moment.  She has a blossoming vocabulary that she continues to expand... just not always perfectly.  She learned the word duet tonight when were reading "If You Were a Penguin."  We sang a duet (Jesus loves the little children), and then when I sang it to her for her night time song, she started singing with me.  Then, she says, "Mommy we just sang a duet!"  Man, I really love that kid!  If I could just tuck away all the joy she brings me, I would be a rich woman.  My cup runneth over!